Sézane Strive-On: Gown Me Like A French Lady

Properly, I used to be seduced once more. I went on the Sézane web site, noticed that completely every thing on there would virtually positively make me seem like a twenty year-old Parisian sex-kitten from the seventies after which ordered a load of stuff.

It arrived, I unwrapped my haul from its très fairly paper after which instantly tried every thing on. Did I seem like a twenty year-old Parisian sex-kitten from the seventies?

Mais non.

In all probability one thing to do with the truth that I’m not twenty anymore and my boobs, completely effective although they’re, shouldn’t have the form of lush, rounded fulsomeness that may make a bog-standard cotton henley t-shirt look essentially the most alluring garment ever created. Exhibit A:

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Sézane are merely masters of styling and French-cool clothes presentation to the purpose of near-sorcery. They appear to be on the very pinnacle of branding success, with their aptitude for choosing simply the appropriate fashions and doing the hair and make-up in simply the appropriate means. The women they use of their campaigns might make a binbag look come-hither.

(Although how they’ve managed to make their “Brut Horny” denims look good within the pictures is past me – in actual life they appear to have a form that’s utterly at odds with each single a part of my anatomy.)

Sézane make really very lovely things. It’s simply that – for me a minimum of – the fact of attempting them on is so, so removed from the fantasy I purchase into once I browse the positioning. As a result of sure, the outsized shirt is beautiful however am I actually going to put on it unbuttoned to the navel (from each high and backside) with no bra beneath?

Sure the cardigans are by some means essentially the most seductive-looking cardigans on earth however am I going to pop to Sainsbury’s with my cardi hanging completely off one shoulder? Or worn again to entrance? Will I be capable to weigh my bananas on the unfastened objects scales with out dropping my knitwear completely?

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Anyway, hats off to them as a result of they’ve completely received me hooked. I’m by no means not going to be lured in by pictures of fashions with completely undone Sam McKnight hair wanting effortlessly cool and youthful and un petit peu kittenish. At the same time as I kind this put up I’ve one other tab open: their new season assortment has simply dropped immediately. And there are a minimum of 5 objects in my basket already that I do know will immediately rework me into the form of lady who by no means wears thermal leggings, has an inherited house within the seventh arrondissement and doesn’t need to unzip her denims after lunch.

I simply know they are going to.

Right here’s a little video of what I attempted on on this explicit Sézane order – keep tuned for the inevitable subsequent instalment as I’m nothing if not a glutton for punishment… If you happen to’re studying this by way of e-mail subscription then the video will probably be on the finish of the put up.

I attempted:

Slim Parfait Denims in Gentle Blue, Measurement 12 – £95 here* – contemplating protecting, let me know what you assume!

Max Shirt, Very Gentle Denim, Measurement 8. £95 here* – contemplating protecting as soon as I’ve discovered a minimum of 3 ways to put on it, not together with “in any other case bare” or “with lace knickers” as a result of they don’t depend as outfits and I’d like all shirt-makers to know this.

Brut Horny Denims, Indigo, Measurement 10. £95 here* – non, non, non.

Très Cliché tee, small, £50 here* – oui oui oui! Retaining.

Milo T-Shirt, £55 here* – in all probability non, until it seems dramatically higher with a push-up bra on. (It’s a risk, let’s not rule it out. I’ll replace.)

Theodora T-Shirt, £60 here* – non.

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